blade of grass wet from sprinklers

Untimely Sprinklers: A Cautionary Tale from Tennessee

Imagine this: Children and their parents scream at the threatening mist. Adults scramble to gather their electronics before they are damaged by the deluge. Beautifully made-up women cry and shield their faces from the onslaught of moisture. Opened beer coolers begin to fill with reclaimed water. Trays of Cubanitas from Publix become waterlogged. The scene…